Ok, I wasn't going to say anything, but in the last 2 days I have:
- Received an email offering me a special deal if I join AARP.
- Received a "Special Invitation" (What? Really? Me? Wait a minute!!) card from Sears Hearing Aid Department, inviting me for a free exam, touting Miracle Ear - A Major Breakthrough in hearing Technology.
The logical sequence of events would be for me to next receive an offer for female viagra.
I also receive lots of emails from the Brain Tumor Society, but I don't usually freak out about that. (It's what you get for Doctor Googling)
I'm not sure what list I'm on or how I landed on it, but I am not liking it one.single.bit!
Have they not heard that 40 is the new 30?
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2 comments:
lol.
I just got an invitation to the "Most exciting magazine for ACTIVE women over 40".
what? am I supposed to lay down and die now?
Oh dear!
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